Sad News bear

Posted on Thu May 24th, 2018 @ 3:52pm by Commodore Phoenix Lalor-Richardson

Sad News Bear



The sad news bear shuffles into the briefing room and clears its throat gruffly.

“I have sad news for the crew of the USS Elysium.”

A dramatic pause followed and when a squirrel hissed for him to “hurry the hell up” the bear mumbled. “I am building suspense”



A nut was thrown from the crowd at the bear who batted it away.



“Today we announce the sad resignations of Lt. Commander Parish and Lieutenant Murphy from their posts on the USS Elysium.” He paused. “We wish them the best. They shall be missed.”



And then he shuffled out.

 

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