Dear Diary

Posted on Sun Dec 9th, 2018 @ 1:00am by Senior Chief Petty Officer Fernando De La Rosa [Taylor]

313 words; about a 2 minute read

OOC: After We didn't...Did We?



"Computer begin personal log." Fernando spoke. When the beep sounded to signify he could begin recording. He began,"Dear Diary, it's me Fernando....De La Rosa." He was in his kitchen with a bowl of grapes, sitting on the countertop. "The lovely Lieutenant Anje Brett has just left. I prepared breakfast for the two of us after our romantic evening together. The exquisite Anje was quite amazing. Good things do indeed come in small packages. Furthermore, for being a Vulcan even partially, Anje is quite expressive and emotional. Very outgoing." He paused for a moment then continued. "However diary I have sad news. I, Fernando have broken,ruined Anje for other men. It seems the full Fernando was just too much for her to handle. She did say Fernando was amazing but that is only the truth." As he popped a grape in his mouth. "It is the same sad story diary, Fernando has ruined, broken another woman. Taken her off the floor. It is the Fernando curse to be such a magnificent lover that the women I have been with do not even try to find another man, for none can compare to Fernando." Another grape popped into his mouth. "I believe Anje and I will be good friends after all I was and am an excellent lover. So being a good friend should be easy. Perhaps, and I can only hope that it is not a forlorn hope that one day I find a woman that not only appreciates Fernando for the magnificent physical specimen I am but as well for my expert love making." Two grapes went into his mouth this time before he continued. "Sometimes it is a burden to be Fernando. However it is only sometimes. Most of the time it is marvelous!" He finished by humming "Another One Bites the Dust."

 

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