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It's Good to Be Me

Posted on Sun Oct 21st, 2018 @ 5:41am by Senior Chief Petty Officer Fernando De La Rosa [Taylor]
Edited on on Mon Oct 22nd, 2018 @ 2:40pm

Mission: Season 2: Mission 2.A: R&R
Location: Fernando's Quarters
Timeline: Current
346 words - 0.7 OF Standard Post Measure

Fernando stood in front of his mirror. He was wearing only brightly colored boxer shorts and nodding in admiration of
the figure that smiled back at him. "Fernando, I must say, you look magnificent!!!!!" He then reached for a bottle of
his favorite cologne, "Andorian Ice." Unscrewing the top, he applied a sufficient amount. So others would get the full
effect of it's manly smell.

He didn't know why he had no roommate but was glad he didn't. Having a roommate no matter how nice would
cramp his style. Being alone he could be himself. He had already met a few nice ladies, those being Toasty Buns who
has luck would have it was also in security and a Ensign Horris? No! Norris who was an engineer. Neither of those fine
ladies had 'chicken hips.' Maybe one or both would be the next to witness the "Fernando Charm" He smiled at the

He looked at his genuine imitation bullfighter painting, it hung on the wall directly above the small shrine he had to
the great Ricardo the painting like his recliner with was made of "rich Corinthian leather." were treasures to him. No
one sat in the reclinber but him.

He looked at himself and his hips began to sway in time to music that only he could hear. Then he decided that since
he had no roommate he should be able to hear the music. He decided to listen to one of the classics by that rock icon
Rod Stewart. "Computer play "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" Soon the song was blasting through his quarters and Fernando
was singing at the top of his lungs (well the part, he only cared about.)

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, tell me so
If you really need me, just reach out and touch me
Come on, honey, tell me so

He stopped singing to wait for the chorus and then sing again. Rod Stewart was a god! He danced somemore and thought
it was good to be him.


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