Uptown Funk

Posted on Mon Dec 31st, 2018 @ 5:30am by Senior Chief Petty Officer Fernando De La Rosa [Taylor]

Mission: MISSION 0 - History Speaks
Location: Fernando/Mona's Quarters
Timeline: current
864 words - 1.7 OF Standard Post Measure

Fernando, the dancing fool that he was had finished dancing to "I Wanna Dance with Somebody." and now he was taking a breather
as he stood in the middle of the living room and thought of what he could dance to next while Mona was away for awhile. A smile came
to his face as he said, "Computer play Uptown Funk by Bruno Mars and flash the lights like they did at a disco." An instant later the first strands of the upbeat song were filling the quarters and Fernando needed no further prompting. He stood in the middle of the room, tapping his foot in time with the music. His body already beginning to shake and shimmy as the flights began to pulsate and flash.Then the show began as Fernando was truly in his element. He didn't need others to have a good time. He was a mob by himself. He began to shake and jiggle along with a wiggle as he gyrated his hips and bounced across the room. Of course the dance wouldn't be complete with out the appropriate hand gestures and Fernando knew them all. He threw his arms, kissed his biceps put his hand to his face as if looking for someone. wiggled his butt all in time to the music and lyrics. Then of course to make it truly complete he began to sing but not just sing, but sing LOUD.

This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one for them hood girls
Them good girls straight masterpieces
Stylin', wilin', livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Got kiss myself, I'm so pretty
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money, break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh
Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Julio, get the stretch
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood
Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Bitch say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money
Break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (come on)
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh
Before we leave
Lemmi tell y'all a lil' something
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up uh
I said uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Come on, dance, jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
If you freaky then own it
Don't brag about it, come show me
Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch come on!
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up

Fernando danced and wiggled, shook and shimmed as he bounced from foot to foot, every part of him in motion. It was a sight to behold as the Spanaird danced as if Fred Astaire. All while the room lights flashed. The fact of the matter was he could dance. Oh, not like Mona, the girl was in a league by herself but he could dance and he had a plan. Of course usually only he knew what the plan was and sometimes he didn't even know. A smile was plastered on his face as he was his own party. Who needed food when you could dance?