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Posted on Sun Jan 23rd, 2022 @ 6:17am by Lieutenant Myne Redal

Mission: Tales from the other side of the Mirror
Location: Somewhere in the Terran Empire
1300 words - 2.6 OF Standard Post Measure

Mirror T'Kara smiled widely as she dragged a restrained and gagged MU Captain to her hidden refuge.

Round and round the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought it was all in fun
Pop goes the weasel

A penny for a spool of thread
A penny for a needle
That's the way the money goes
Pop goes the weasel

Round and round the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey stopped to pull up his socks
Pop goes the weasel

Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
Mix it up and make it nice
Pop goes the weasel

Ha ha ha ha ha hoo!
Pop goes the weasel

Round and round the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought it was all in fun
Pop goes the weasel
A penny for a spool of thread
A penny for a needle
That's the way the money goes
Pop goes the weasel

That's the way the money goes
Pop goes the weasel

The smiling Vulcan made her way to what appeared to be a dilapolated warehouse and threw open the metal door. "HONEY I'M HOME!!!! I have DINNER!!!!"

Normally the approaching individual would rather be very hard to detect, most people don't notice her approach until after she has jabbed them in the neck. But to T'Kara, her tactics should have become familiar by now.

Especially since this was her preferred method of greeting the Vulcan. Stealthily rushing at her and jumping her. Trill dotted exposed arms wrapped around T'Karas neck, at the same time as equally exposed legs wrapped around her waist. A pair of lips pressing against the Vulcan's in a desperate, madness-infused kiss.

Myne was as usually dressed rather skimpily and wearing her signature, custom-made googles as she lavished the Vulcan with affection while still clinging to her like that. "What did you bring me today babe?"

Today must have been a good day for Redal since Myne was the one in control. Not that it mattered much, most of her hosts have gotten attached to T'Kara. Especially Iza and Vede, but things tended to be more mushy and touchy when Myne was in control.

"Empress Lady was good to T'Kara. Bad mean Captain failed Empress. She gave him to us for roasting. Do you still have that recipe for slow cooked Andorian?!"

"T'Kara deserves every kind gift." Myne purred as she finally got down from her Vulcan stand, speaking in a low tone in T'Kara's ear. With a soft peck on her neck Myne smiled and took a few steps back. "Let me ask Kajan for a moment."

With that said she used her palm to smack her temple a few times. Then she looked at T'Kara, but it was not Myne looking through those eyes anymore. "Ah, Vulcan. I understand you seek my culinary expertise? Andorian you say? Hmmm, I do have a recipe for slow cooked Andorian. I believe I have some fine Bajoran sauce in the fridge that Myne built last week. Follow me." Kajan motioned using Myne's body to guide T'Kara to their kitchen.

"OH yes... We're gonna eat good tonight. My Loves.." T'Kara dragged the Captain in. "OW and look, he has these little things on his head like all Andorians. Ohh Don't be angry... It just makes the meat more stringy." T'Kara noted.

"Spiced properly, those antennae can be quite the delicacy." Kajan said as he nodded at T'Kara. "He doesn't seem to delighted by the prospect of serving a higher purpose. Just how badly did he fail the Empress?"

"Something about letting the rebels escape, blah blah blah." T'Kara noted.

"Yeeep, that would do it. Things were so much more easier in my time. You just killed rebels right off the bat. None of this pointless time wasting things, such as prisons or work camps." He shook his head and started the stove. "So love, do you want to help chop him up, or should I do it?"

"Let's do it together. Oh... We'll have to put him out... If he struggles.. We won't get good cuts from him, but if we zonk him out. it effects the tenderness."

"Then I will make sure you get the tastiest first bite! I will call in Iza to knock him out, then Vede can help you out with the cuts." Kajan smiled and affectionately patted T'Kara's shoulder before his eyes rolled upwards as Iza took over.

"Alright, give me a moment, I have just the thing for this." Redal was anything if not a ten person army all rolled into one, all switching between each other with ease and at will. Thus, in no time, the former captain was knocked out with a sedative that would not spill into his meat, and the pirate host began coordinating with T'Kara to prepare their meal.

T'Kara began to help as she helped Myne cut up the captain. Afterwards, she put the uniform into her collection of uniforms from the officers that displeased the empress and sat down with Myne for dinner. Pretty much acting all civil as they were having an elegant dinner of Andorian meat.

As dinner was prepared and served, Iza having surrendered control back to Kajan to cook, whom now surrendered control back to Myne. The adorable, small, deranged hacker. "Sooo honey bunny, how was your day?" She asked as she took a bit of the finely cooked serving.

"Oh the Empress wants me to do more boring science experiments on alien freaks... Lite there is anything to interesting to learn about them." T'Kara noted. "But at least the Empress lets me inject them with Borg Nanites. It's kinds a blast... controlling them with a PADD."

"Just be careful sugar bum, alright? Sciency experiments are all fun and games, and so are the nanites, until you get hurt. Remember what happened the last time you got hurt. You wouldn't want me to trigger a cascade failure on some sad little planet because my sweetums got hurt." Myne smiled innocently, referring to the small, remote killing spree she went on after she went off the deep end when one of T'Kara's experiments went a bit wrong.

"Oh not to worry, my dear wonderful lover, who makes me all these scrumptious meals. I have a full department of expendable nobodies to throw at these experiments. I'll have plenty of science done each day before I come home to your arms." T'Kara grinned.

Myne placed her fork down and got up, approaching T'Kara's chair. She unapologetically took a seat in her Vulcan beau's lap and kissed her. "Thank you my love, my sanity. I would go insane without you."

"We can't have that, my love.. If we were insane... who knows what we would do? Oww oww, you wanna see what we're working on. We're putting a Ferengi head on a Gorn body!!!" T'Kara smiled. "Wanna see? We're also working on putting a male betazoid brain, in a female human body."

"I know what I would do. Sow chaos, bring down the empire, destroy entire worlds. Get killed along the way most likely." Myne chuckled and kissed her beloved Vulcan once more before letting her eyes widen so much. "Ferengi head on a Gorn body? I wanna see that!! Screw the Human and Betazoid, I want to see the Ferengi on Gorn action!! Sounds so freaking awesome!!"

"Oh it will be awesome, creating freaks and abominations to sow chaos, bring down the Empire, and destroy entire worlds." T'Kara laughed maniacally.

"An army of madness. Hordes of them, raving, blood crazed maniacs tearing down the fabric of society itself." Myne nodded eagerly. "You have the most adorable of laughs."

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