Josie gets the Pipe

Posted on Tue Sep 29th, 2020 @ 8:58am by Consul Josephine Carlyle-Cragen

Mission: SEASON 4: Episode 1: Know Thy Self!
Location: Somewhere in the Bowels of the ISS Elysium
Timeline: MD1 - late at night
544 words - 1.1 OF Standard Post Measure

A presence had tracked Mirror Josephine through the ship into its lowest bowels. Keeping an eye on the woman, waiting for her moment. Three intelligences focused on the woman.

Josephine had been hiding out, biding her time.

"Well helloOOOooo Josie, Josie, Josie, Josie-jo. How do you like it down here with us." Mirror Jessica stepped out. "You've been a bad, bad, Terran Josie-Joe."

"Go away you crazy whore!" Josephine snapped crossly. She did not have time for this lunatic.

"Jessie had a thought when we sensed you run from the scary redhead when she went mad and killed the slaver wrench." Jessie chuckled. "You got off too easily. You'd still go to Taylor and squeal, squeal, squeal. We can't have that... No we can't have that at all. But then Jessica had an fun, fun, FUN idea. You wanna know what that idea is? HMmmm??? Oh we'll tell you anyway. We're going to affix you on the bow of the Elysium like they did to wooden mermaids in the good ol days. Oh.. Yes, Yes, YEEESSS!!!" She suddenly knocked Josephine to the ground. Banging her head against the bulkhead.

"The ants go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah. The ants go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah. The ants go marching two by two, The little one stops to tie his shoe And they all go marching down to the ground. To get out of the rain...." The madwoman began tying Mirror Josephine up.

Josephine was dazed and confused so she didn't fight at all. "wh..?" she got out.

Jessie was busy dressing Josephine in a mermaid suit with a Bra. "Every ship wouldn't be complete without a mermaid strapped to it!! Wouldn't it Josie-Joe. You ever wanted to be a mermaid strapped to a ship? THIS ONE!!!!"

"No.. don't do this!" She begged as she cleared her mind. "Please don't kill me!"

"Why? Didn't you want to be a mermaid when you were a girl. We did. But no, no, no.... Terrans wanted me as an inquisitor. So they enslave Betazoids and breed them. Breed, breed, breed. They make poor Jessica see things she hates, hates, hates... But they put Jessica into agony booth until Jessie is in her head, then they keep her in there into Jess is made. Then they make us slave to Taylor. Who we hate, hate, HATE. Mean crew mean to us. How do you like it now, Terran? You made a little mermaid into a MONSTER!!!"

"I didn't do that! I have been in those booths as well!" Josephine cried out. "They don't just torture you. The strong do it to everyone!"

"I SCREAMED, SCREAMED, SCREAMED. AND NO ONE LET ME OUT. THEY LEFT ME IN THERE FOR MONTHS, MONTHS, MONTHS." The madwoman snarled at her. "But Revenge, Revenge, Revenge... That's worth going mad for."

"Then kill the person who did this to you not me!" Josephine yelled back. "Go kill S'hib or Fernando!"

"Oww that sounds like a good idea, Josie-Jo. But it's not. It's a bad idea!!! And you're a bad Terran. Sending me after the Horse-Freak and the Spaniard. I have my own kill list. Bye bye now!!!" Jessica activated a transporter console.

"Twinkle, twinkle, little star... how I wonder where you are..."

End.